Captain Yan’s Canary Has Gained Sentience

Bai Yiyi asked, “When can I fully turn back into a human?”
The system replied, “Sweetie, when your satisfaction rating with me hits one hundred points.”
Bai Yiyi utterly despaired over this half-baked system. It had kidnapped him out of nowhere and possessed zero reading comprehension—a total rookie screw-up of a thing.
The night before, he’d been binge-reading web novels right up until bedtime, wistfully admiring how those pampered pet canaries lived blissfully spoiled by their domineering bosses. Then bam—he got snatched and crammed straight into a bird’s body.
That’s right: a phoenix-crested canary with spotless white feathers all over and a dark gray crest puffed up like a slice of watermelon. One hundred percent the real deal.
But with an owner who vanished for days at a stretch and only bothered feeding him heaps of bugs every few days on the dot,
Bai Yiyi was convinced he’d never survive long enough to reclaim his human form.
A birdman desperate to become human again? God, this was too damn hard.