Father, Open the Door! Your Princess Has Come Back After Causing Trouble!

[Lighthearted comedy + daily life + group pampering + wish-fulfillment + absurd humor + strong female lead + ensemble cast + power struggles + chaotic plot]
(Author admits the summary is weak—please read the story directly!)
Ever since Ye Qiong—the sole heir of Prince Duan’s residence—lost her memory after getting kicked in the head by a donkey…
The old playboy Prince Duan’s peaceful life came to an end.
While other families enjoy harmony, the Duan Prince’s residence is in constant chaos.
If Ye Qiong isn’t setting her father up for trouble, she’s on her way to doing it.
In just half a month, she rises to become the number one dandy in the capital—and even forms a “Dandy Squad.”
While others practice music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, Ye Qiong is busy squandering money and visiting brothels.
While others scheme in palace and household politics, she’s busy gossiping, fighting, and causing scenes.
Until one day, people realize that the infamous useless princess has suddenly become the capital’s top figure.
The hottest theater owner? It’s her.
The most profitable auction house boss? Also her.
The biggest bandit leader? Still her.
Even the head of the strongest martial sect? Also her.
The people set up longevity tablets in her honor, and all the dandies acknowledge her as their boss.
When everyone else is fiercely fighting for the throne…
Ye Qiong, busy counting her stacks of banknotes, realizes she already has wealth and influence.
Not joining in would feel out of place.
So with one swift move, she hoists her clingy little imperial grandson onto the throne.
Compared to being emperor, she prefers being the all-powerful regent who dominates the court.